If you don’t know what the Golden Goal is, or you’ve never seen this before, I’m sorry. Watch it now.
If you haven’t had enough yet, and you like the History Channel as much as I do, here’s another one. What this scene needs is more translated documentary-style exposes on dope Mk3s.
Whoever writes the best book report and sends it to firstname.lastname@example.org will get a free decal or something. Please title your submissions “The reasons I have thus far fallen short of the Golden Goal.”